Pierce found sleeping in hallway

At three in the afternoon last Monday, Pierce Edens, front man and band slacker for the band Pierce Edens and the Matt Smiths, was found asleep in the hallway of his and his wife’s condominium complex. After several minutes of rustling the rugged singer from his slumber, he was heard to mutter something about “the sheep not minding nearly as much as that damn ol’ farmer did”, and was seen to stumble into his condo where he was later seen sleeping on the balcony awning. His neighbors had not comments.